(Source: oldfamiliarway, via itshardto-explain)

hiddlesfiddleswithmyskittles:

My neighbor just yelled to one of his buddies “How many ounces are in a quart?” 

His friend didn’t know. 

I yelled down from my window “32 ounces!” and then hid. 

He looked around and then yelled out “Thank you, female God!” 

(via nerdofnerds)

senile-snake:

eurodoris:

solluxbuttox:

pester-chump:

davidstridersthrobbingcock:

iTS DAD?????!!!

fcUk

no wonder john loves his daddy

no wonder john loves his daddy

no wonder john loves his daddy

(Source: ass--n--titties)

sheawebersplayoffbeard:

growing up is realizing that every single one of your problems is caused by you being a fucking idiot

(Source: nosdrinker, via geromytime)

leslie-crusher:

I hate group projects
just let me do it myself
everyone else sucks

(via carcat)

metagross:

why am i ugly

(via cards-cory)

i give up
/fails english
why did my teacher make this so hard why couldn’t she just let me fail it’s not even her problem gosh

she’s going to give me so much shit tomorrow

yolo

ulzzanglists:

jang hae byeol | 장해별 twenty-three/twenty-four 170cm/5’6 48kg/106lbs

- > born in the year 1988. goes to hanyang university.